Hmm, seems we’re making a few changes here. As you may have seen in my very first post, this was a space for me to find my voice again and try to bounce back from the dreaded “writer’s block.” Well, it seems I have recovered, which means that the purpose of this site has changed. Let me tell you, the two skills I possess are roasting things and consuming too much media. So now, telling you this has a purpose in the sense that it brings you up to speed as to where this blog has officially set course for, and that is roasting the hell out of movies, tv shows, books, etc.

I have quite the list of bad movies I have consumed throughout my life, and it seems selfish to keep all this glorious knowledge to myself. Of course, terrible tv shows aren’t too difficult to come by either. I mean, just look at any season of pretty much any show past the first few, and I’ll show you what I mean (yeah, I’m looking at you, Grey’s Anatomy, I beg you to stop for the sake of McDreamy). I also recently ran across a girl on TikTok who blessed us with the knowledge of an erotic love story between a dinosaur and a woman. And the list goes on…

Of course, this will not be only roasts, but, based on the media being produced these days, be prepared for scorching hot criticism. That being said, if you see a movie, tv show, book, etc. I am discussing that you really like, you should probably skip past that one. Unless you enjoy reading someone roast the hell out of your favorite media piece because no author, director, actor, or character will be spared. With this disclaimer, I will still also be keeping this page anonymous because I will be tearing apart Don’t Worry Darling soon, and I do not want any Harry Styles fans to come skin me alive. But at least his hair looked good in the movie, so I hope this compliment will keep you ‘Stylers’ (yes, that really is what his fan base is called lol) at bay.

Think of this site as a Gossip Girl for all things media. I’ll tell you the tea and give you the hot takes. Of course, it wouldn’t be my style if I didn’t also add tidbits of drama about whatever media piece I am discussing that I’ve heard on the streets (and by the streets, I mean Twitter and TikTok).

Status: I will be adding whether the media piece is worth looking into to save you the distress of consuming anything that sucks too bad

Kisses,

Elle